Dear Men,
Morons, why can’t you just approach a female in public and say “Hi” and open a little conversation? Why can’t you smile and say “Hi” at Starbucks? Why can’t you ask us how our workout is going at the gym or what we are listening to on our iPods? Why can’t you give at least an obvious sign of interest when you are sober? That is why you idiots run off to Craigslist and post in the “Missed Connections” board searching for that cute interesting lady that you didn’t have the balls to approach at the Metro Station or gym. Good luck finding her, fools. It would have been much easier approaching her than jerking off at night and waiting for that Craigslist response that will never appear in your inbox.
Now you are hiding behind a screen. The internet and online dating has become your comfort zone; your crutch. When you spot a cute girl and you’re sober you just stare, think of all of the dirty things you want to do to her and move on thinking “eh I will just find a girl like her online later tonight.” Fuck you match.com. Fuck you, too, OKcupid.com eHarmony you can also screw yourself.
Have fun fishing in the ocean of online dating websites. Enjoy sifting through the souped up profiles of 98% of girls who yap about being foodies and are 100% into themselves. By the way, they do not look as pretty in person as they do in the profiles. Take that facts. As down to earth as they try to come off in their mile long profile, they will fuck you over. Learn how to differentiate between real profiles and fake ones if you insist on making online dating sites your go-to for dating, sex, jerking off, whatever.
Sincerely,
SIBLT
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