So, it really is not my fault that every man I come across says he is single but his Facebook or Twitter tells another story. It is very sad. Their girlfriends are cute. I would fuck them myself. Why cheat? For the past 48 hours I have been dealing with a person texting me dirty texts. I have a hunch one of my fuck buddy’s girlfriends got a hold of his phone, read our messages and is now fucking with my head. These texts sound kind of similar to sexts between a fuck friend of mine… it could be his girlfriend. It started with a call late at night… I answered… the person on the other end was silent for 30 seconds. I guess when they heard a females voice they wanted to play a game….
Real texts from mystery person from just the past 24 hours:
“if u want to meet me I will give u the best dick u ever had” No thanks motherfucker. I can get the best in a phone call.
“u need to loosen up and start rubbing your pussy” Really?
“send me a pic of your feet”
“show me your pussy” What part of “fuck off and stop texting” does this person not understand?
“go somewhere that u can get comfortable and rub it” Who is this bitch to tell me where to go and what to do? I take no sexual orders from perverted, psychotic strangers… er… most likely a girlfriend of someone I fucked/am fucking. Oops 😉 Guys, if you cannot keep your cheating under wraps then please do not do it. Duh.
“do u want me to stop texting u do u like it” For the millionth time FUCK OFF.
“bye” Good riddance but unfortunately this person keeps coming back.
“text me” ugh
“can I call you”
“u are an angry person” “Fuck off pervert” is actually nice. I could be mean.
“u need to have some fun” My fun is from my fuck buddy’s good dick… not some mystery person sexting me perverted messages. Duh.
“I am just horny I have no psychological issues” PSYCHO if you are texting a stranger sexual messages, saying you will stop but you start up again after 2 minutes. FREAK.
“U probably are a nice girl” I sure am. That is why I think this person knows me or knows someone who knows me and is fucking with me.
“sorry to bother u” Yeah yeah yeah… you apologize now but start up again after a couple minutes. Lunatic.
C’est la vie!
Sincerely,
SIBLT
Sometimes it be Like That
"Sometimes it be Like That..." 